Botanical Bliss

Monday, January 31, 2011

Thursday, January 20, 2011

... you hear about teenage girls eating tapeworms...

... To lose weight and eat whatever they want without having to exercise and your initial thought is "that's fucking genius!"

Wednesday, January 19, 2011 then 4yr old daughter...

...informed her pre-school class that her middle name was Jose. Ava Jose.......really?!
Turns out it was an honest mistake. Apparently "No Way Jose" gets lost in translation on a 4 year old.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

...your husband can tell

.... ONLY by your outfit alone that you are on your period?

Sunday, January 16, 2011 send your friends the link to you new blog...

...and 24 hours later only 1 person will read it?

P.S. The one person isn't even your HUSBAND?

Saturday, January 15, 2011 2 yr old just ran....

....all the way down our neighborhood street in only a t-shirt & sippy cup WITHOUT shoes, pants or underwear?

 Or is it worse that Daddy was the one who alerted me from  behind the water softener in the garage as she ran out and he scream/asked "Why is there a naked baby running down the street?

...I just stirred my coffee with knife covered in mayo...on purpose...and liked it? two old said "What the French" in the appropriate context?