Botanical Bliss

Monday, January 31, 2011

Thursday, January 20, 2011

... you hear about teenage girls eating tapeworms...

... To lose weight and eat whatever they want without having to exercise and your initial thought is "that's fucking genius!"

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

...my then 4yr old daughter...

...informed her pre-school class that her middle name was Jose. Ava Jose.......really?!
Turns out it was an honest mistake. Apparently "No Way Jose" gets lost in translation on a 4 year old.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

...your husband can tell

.... ONLY by your outfit alone that you are on your period?

Sunday, January 16, 2011

...you send your friends the link to you new blog...

...and 24 hours later only 1 person will read it?

P.S. The one person isn't even your HUSBAND?